Holy Bucket O' Bullets Batman!

My wife & I went to walmart after dinner tonight. It's kind of like dinner and a movie, it's just that the entertainment is live action and usually in pajama pants & sandals. We live in Hemet so 'attractions' are plentiful and typically (unfortunately) are not able to see their feet or what is in front of them. I needed some 7.62 so we headed straight for sporting goods.

As soon as I rounded the corner I gasped. A 500 count tunderbolt pack for $25! I gasped and pointed. She then said, "What's that next to it?" I gasped, began to feel light headed, gained an overwhelming sense of euphoria, and staggered for a moment.

A Remington bucket o' golden bullets. $74 for 1400. There were two there plus the box of 500. We debated what we should do and settled upon one bucket and one box. The checker named Chuck rang us through and just put everything on one ticket. She whispered, "He doesn't even care about the one box per person rule. Should we get the other?"

I decided against it since I now feel sufficient. I hope that someone in need happened upon it and is telling virtually the same story right now to other strangers on the internet.

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Holy Bucket O' Bullets Batman!